Sunday, May 14, 2006

Mother's Day, Part III

I'm reading: Mother's Day, Part IIITweet this!

"Where's the garbage can?" DH asked. I love it when he talks trash to me.

"The can is drying out in the laundry sink," I explained. "I washed it and bleached it out. I do that stuff sometimes, you know."

"Yes, and you should be paid $100,000 for all your hard work."

Ah, he had checked out the link I sent him to the Mom salary calculator at salary.com. You can check it out by clicking here.

All in good fun, I came upon this related item. It's clearly written by some jealous slob. Tell me if you notice anything, uh, a bit suspect about this guy's estimations.

Happy Mother's Day!

Husbands worth:
Security guard - $91,980 per year
Therapist - $22,100 per year
Personal sports trainer - $71,700 per year
Transporter – $35,000 per year
Referee/coach/cheerleader - $45,000 per year
Sexual services (9 to 17 times per week) - $724,000 per year
Accountant/Money manager - $89,000 per year
Mechanic – $125,000 per year
Yard service - $2,800 per year
Home repair - $245,000 per year
Home doctor - $78,000 per year.

Husbands = $1,428,580 per year

1 comment:

Miss Cellania said...

Suspect, yes! The market wouldn't bear those prices, even if the husband actually DID all those things!