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boobs in a vise grip
smooshed for just a few seconds
my first mammogram

Thoughts on my mammogram:

The technician has one of the most bizarre jobs ever.
I hope my insurance covers this doctor-recommended screening.
I got my mammogram at the local Nordstrom. Pretty cool even for a mall-averse person like me.
I was ready to shop within 15 minutes of my appointment time making this the quickest medical visit ever.